One Dirty Mother

I'm 33, happily married with 4 kids and constantly horny. This tumblelog is an outlet for all my dirty thoughts and fantasies. I love getting my ask box filled up, requests are welcome.
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  • autumnsgrief:

Emma Watson

Yep, that’s her all right.

    autumnsgrief:

    Emma Watson

    Yep, that’s her all right.

    Source: autumnsgrief
    • 1 hour ago
    • 26 notes
  • nakeddoors:

Her date had fizzled out on her big time at this convention far from home, but when she passed by the room next to hers, the wild sounds of the savage sex going on inside, made her pause, and listen at length…. and begin to drip into her silks.
She knew who it was. The couple been chatting her up downstairs, and they seemed to both like her company. She was pretty sure they were hitting on her in tandem, but she was saddled with this other lunkhead. Having shed him, she was now on her own,  and she thought as she listened, ‘yeah, I’d could use some of that.’
She listened a little longer, getting more and more stirred, and when she heard the tempo slow a bit for breath catching, she tossed caution to the wind and knocked a few times.
“It’s Jeannie… from the bar earlier”, she answered to the ‘who is it?’ query. “I was wondering….”
The door unlatched and open a crack, and the sex-flushed girl, Valerie, peered out at her. Jeannie stuttered, then blurted out “You two sound fucking amazing… fucking. If the offer’s still on, I’m solo now….”
Valerie yanked her inside, and bolted the door.
Jeannie was going to do things tonight, she’d never even imagined. And she wouldn’t sleep in her own bed for days to cum.

    nakeddoors:

    Her date had fizzled out on her big time at this convention far from home, but when she passed by the room next to hers, the wild sounds of the savage sex going on inside, made her pause, and listen at length…. and begin to drip into her silks.

    She knew who it was. The couple been chatting her up downstairs, and they seemed to both like her company. She was pretty sure they were hitting on her in tandem, but she was saddled with this other lunkhead. Having shed him, she was now on her own,  and she thought as she listened, ‘yeah, I’d could use some of that.’

    She listened a little longer, getting more and more stirred, and when she heard the tempo slow a bit for breath catching, she tossed caution to the wind and knocked a few times.

    “It’s Jeannie… from the bar earlier”, she answered to the ‘who is it?’ query. “I was wondering….”

    The door unlatched and open a crack, and the sex-flushed girl, Valerie, peered out at her. Jeannie stuttered, then blurted out “You two sound fucking amazing… fucking. If the offer’s still on, I’m solo now….”

    Valerie yanked her inside, and bolted the door.

    Jeannie was going to do things tonight, she’d never even imagined. And she wouldn’t sleep in her own bed for days to cum.

    Source: nakeddoors
    • 3 hours ago
    • 108 notes
  • verylovingfamily:

“Mom’s going to catch us” she always says.
I say “She’ll have to wrestle you away from me, ‘cause nobody’s taking my little sister’s pussy away from me.”

    verylovingfamily:

    “Mom’s going to catch us” she always says.

    I say “She’ll have to wrestle you away from me, ‘cause nobody’s taking my little sister’s pussy away from me.”

    Source: verylovingfamily
    • 5 hours ago
    • 84 notes
  • verylovingfamily:

When my brother asked for anal, he didn’t say which one of us had to take a big cock.

    verylovingfamily:

    When my brother asked for anal, he didn’t say which one of us had to take a big cock.

    Source: verylovingfamily
    • 8 hours ago
    • 96 notes
  • Playboy Airlines

    Playboy Airlines

    (via thebeautifulbisexual)

    Source: simply-black-and-white
    • 10 hours ago
    • 95 notes
  • (via regla34)

    Source: eroticbabes
    • 12 hours ago
    • 2358 notes
  • Lip reading

    Lip reading

    (via annie-douglas-at-40)

    Source: sexpicsandgifs
    • 14 hours ago
    • 830 notes
  • Oooh those lips!

    Oooh those lips!

    (via annie-douglas-at-40)

    Source: owlberta
    • 18 hours ago
    • 50576 notes
  • verylovingfamily:

“So Dad, what do you think of this cashmere sweater I bought with the money you gave me?”
“Uh-Um, it’s good.”
“I saw this beautiful tennis bracelet at the mall, think we could try anal tonight?”

    verylovingfamily:

    “So Dad, what do you think of this cashmere sweater I bought with the money you gave me?”

    “Uh-Um, it’s good.”

    “I saw this beautiful tennis bracelet at the mall, think we could try anal tonight?”

    (via annie-douglas-at-40)

    Source: verylovingfamily
    • 21 hours ago
    • 172 notes
  • Hey. :) if I came off anon can we talk? :)
    Anonymous

    Of course! I always keep conversations private when asked.

    • 22 hours ago
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