It was Parent Conference night at the school where I work, and one of my student’s dads came into my classroom. We went over his daughter’s school work… like most of my kids, she was bright, but lazy… and then I said “So, Meagan’s mom couldn’t come?”
"She leaves this stuff to me," he said. "Or were you just trying to find out if I was single?"
I smiled. I had been — he was pretty cute — but of course I couldn’t admit to that. So I showed him the hand with the rings on it and said “Hardly, just, you know, like to know what’s going on at home.”
"Ah," he said. "Well… you know, same old stuff. My wife won’t give head, but other than that…"
"You’re BAD," I said, and giggled. Then I made an O with my mouth and ran my tongue tip slowly around it. "Would you believe my husband doesn’t like head?"
"Crazy man," he said.
"You know, there’s a stairwell down at the end of this wing that hardly anyone ever uses," I told him.
"Well, by all means, let’s use it," he said…